On TV quiz shows, the host, by way of introduction, generally asks the participant “And what do you do?” They’re usually given a response that summarises the guest’s entire working career into a few words (“I’m a librarian”, “IT Manager” “Tower crane driver”, etc). Ignoring the fact that the response (the job title) doesn’t always adequately describe their job, I dislike the fact that we should be so lazily defined by our (in/)ability to generate an income.
What do I do? I feed, protect and entertain my 19 month old daughter; I compose and play music where said 19 month old permits; I gamble on sports events where said 19 month old permits sufficient research time; I cook; I socialise; I build bits of robots.
All this is relevant as I’m currently on the hunt for a new job, and so need to ensure my CV and my Linked In profile accurately capture what I “do”.
This is a difficult task. Trying to summarise 20 odd years of working into two pages of A4 whilst using language that subtly hints at what I want to do next, once I’ve worked that out.
It’s a step into the unknown – resigning without another job to go to. And that’s the art of letting go. Now that I have let go of my current role (nearly anyway- I’m currently working a three-month notice period), I can focus on next rather than now; I can focus on what I need to do rather than what somebody else wants me to do.
So when Ant or Dec eventually meet me to ask that question, I shall simply say “In Hamlet, Polonius describes brevity as the soul of wit. Ironically, your question, so inane in its briefness, and semi-rhetorical in its structure – since my answer will have no bearing on what follows – is sufficiently anachronistic as to stem from that age.”
I won’t.
I’ll say “I.T.”